Joseph Arthur - The Ballad of Boogie Christ - 2013

Je sais pas si je vais réussir à écouter tout l'album, je fais déjà une fixette sur la 3eme chanson, sur le thème de l'avènement du Christ 2.0.
Me v'la beau.
On peut l'entendre ici, et chanter en choeur à l'aide les paroles ci-dessous :

The Ballad of Boogie Christ

Christ would wear cowboy boots

Christ would have sex

Christ would eat pizza

And cut black jack decks

Christ would be sober

But christ would be fun

Christ would get over

On those trying to run

Christ would love hip hop

Metal and soul

Christ would bring chaos

The breath of control

Christ would be rocking

Christ would be free

He'd say there’s no difference

Between you and me

I'm always on the run and I hate copy paste for god's sake

This is the ballad

Of boogie christ

Toss my salad

And feed me rice

Christ baked potatoes

Christ chewing gum

Christ without pathos

Saying yum yum

Christ in the middle

Like the monkey with balls

Christ picking up

When euphoria calls

Hello dear father

Hello there my son

How have you been?

Well I gotta run

OK I love you

See you real soon

Maybe September

Maybe next June

This is the ballad

Of boogie christ

Toss my salad

And throw wedding rice

Christ would be careful

Christ would be brave

But christ he would never

Be anyone's slave

Christ is here now

Christ is beyond

Christ would watch Rocky

And On Golden Pond

Christ would relax

And christ would get mad

Christ would help answer

If judgment is bad

Well no and then yes

Well yes and then no

Nothing is easy

But it's simple to glow

Just walk away

From fear and deceit

Never surrender

But never compete

Cheer for your brother

Your rival your friend

And help their survival

To beat you again

This is the ballad

Of boogie christ

Toss my salad

And feed me some rice

Give and give freely

All that you can

Help show the worried

What it is to be man

Christ would be handsome

Christ would be gross

Christ would buy butter

And make you some toast

Christ would be savage

But christ would be true

He'd say if you want him

Then look inside you

Yes christ would be savage

But christ would be true

He'd say if you want him

Then just look in you

This is the ballad

Of boogie christ

Toss my salad

And throw wedding rice